Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
5 comments:
JEN........your a turd ..one BIG turd:).......that pic is nasty!
I first thought i was on the wrong site but OH NO...I wasn't. Without the pic i could have visualized my own hillbillies and they would've been a lot prettier then these ones. :)
Haha that's awesome Jen :)
The picture is very disturbing! I won't be able to sleep tonight. Nice story, though.
Dad wants a picture of the woman.
I looked for a picture of a hillybilly women...let's jut say noone needs to see that:)
Oh wait, isn't that her in the background with a quick splash of 'makeup' on her face?
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