*News just in* The peanut is still missing! A family meeting has been called and everyone's attendance is of upmost importance. Jeff's starting to think it doesn't want to be found. He exclaims "Oh, peanut, where can you be? {everyone hears crickets} Dwight yells that he's found the peanut. Dad calls bullshit. Dennis nods and seconds the motion. Andrew says he doesn't care who finds the peanut as long as it gets found. Rob just wants it found before it gets rotten. All of a sudden...
This is a game for the found a peanut colony (not Hutterite or Amish). What kind of mammal do you people think that this is which is standing in the field behind the dirt-y mountain or do you think it is a mud puddle, it is hard to say. Three choices. We figure it is either a UFO, tail end from Pluto,or could it be male or female of a bovine species, or could it be a wild animal of some sort that came out of the swamp area behind the trees. The best answer will get a reward in the near future, if possible.
Scenario#1 Triple-Sow-Cow The real story behind the critter on the dirt pile is this, as told by a bovine-bystander, Miffy. She happened to whisper it to me while at the water cooler. She's looking at you, in the corner with the white-face, let's call her Miffy. Anyway, what you see here is cow gymnastics....on the left you see the trampoline but you can't see the long line of ladies in unitards. Black and white ladies that is. After shimmying themselves in the unitards the bovines take a run for it, leaping up onto the tramp, and the goal here is to do a triple sow cow. That's not easy! There are 2 fences inbetween the tramp and dirt pile spanning 50 ft. Easy? No!! You see, a few of them are still young, but most of them are pregnant! If, and only if they manage to get enough air to get their fluffy bellies twirling and land as gracefully as that non-chalant gal, (Let's call her Ellie) they will get an extra pluck of hay for the afternoon. As you can see in the distance, there was nothing left to forage out there after the deer cleared it off yesterday! Ellie herself is looking at the judges to see her final marks for artistic merit. What did she get? Only time will tell...but Miffy here says Ellie's a typical showoff, like Stoyko. Their's always one in the herd.
i'm so confused. I don't see an animal of any kind behind the dirty mountain that you seem to see as a possible mud puddle.i see a bovine on top of the mountain that thinks it is queen shit of poop mountain but I also see tracks in the field which leads me in the direction of UFO but I don't believe there are such things. so i'm left with the conclusion that someone is crazy and suffering from baby brain more than I am.
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This is a game for the found a peanut colony (not Hutterite or Amish). What kind of mammal do you people think that this is which is standing in the field behind the dirt-y mountain or do you think it is a mud puddle, it is hard to say. Three choices. We figure it is either a UFO, tail end from Pluto,or could it be male or female of a bovine species, or could it be a wild animal of some sort that came out of the swamp area behind the trees. The best answer will get a reward in the near future, if possible.
You sure are covering your butt pretty good, Dad, by saying- a reward IF POSSIBLE!
Scenario#1 Triple-Sow-Cow
The real story behind the critter on the dirt pile is this, as told by a bovine-bystander, Miffy. She happened to whisper it to me while at the water cooler. She's looking at you, in the corner with the white-face, let's call her Miffy. Anyway, what you see here is cow gymnastics....on the left you see the trampoline but you can't see the long line of ladies in unitards. Black and white ladies that is. After shimmying themselves in the unitards the bovines take a run for it, leaping up onto the tramp, and the goal here is to do a triple sow cow. That's not easy! There are 2 fences inbetween the tramp and dirt pile spanning 50 ft. Easy? No!! You see, a few of them are still young, but most of them are pregnant! If, and only if they manage to get enough air to get their fluffy bellies twirling and land as gracefully as that non-chalant gal, (Let's call her Ellie) they will get an extra pluck of hay for the afternoon. As you can see in the distance, there was nothing left to forage out there after the deer cleared it off yesterday! Ellie herself is looking at the judges to see her final marks for artistic merit. What did she get? Only time will tell...but Miffy here says Ellie's a typical showoff, like Stoyko. Their's always one in the herd.
and by left I mean 'your other left'.
i'm so confused. I don't see an animal of any kind behind the dirty mountain that you seem to see as a possible mud puddle.i see a bovine on top of the mountain that thinks it is queen shit of poop mountain but I also see tracks in the field which leads me in the direction of UFO but I don't believe there are such things. so i'm left with the conclusion that someone is crazy and suffering from baby brain more than I am.
lol, oh, yes Jo, that's what the photographer wants you to see....but now, look deeper.
PS> Any regrets that you married into this strange family? :)
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