It's Snack Time.
Hungrily, Teri looks at her bite-sized niece and nephew in front of her. They look like the perfect appetizer. But, no, she decides they probably won't taste that great and let's them live to see another day.
The End.
*News just in* The peanut is still missing! A family meeting has been called and everyone's attendance is of upmost importance. Jeff's starting to think it doesn't want to be found. He exclaims "Oh, peanut, where can you be? {everyone hears crickets} Dwight yells that he's found the peanut. Dad calls bullshit. Dennis nods and seconds the motion. Andrew says he doesn't care who finds the peanut as long as it gets found. Rob just wants it found before it gets rotten. All of a sudden...
1 comment:
mmm... good thing it was the nice aunty... this one would have gobbled them up!
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