Saturday, September 8, 2012

307th post! I smell a giveaway!

 


Leave a comment, and you will be entered into a give away!  Random.org will choose the lucky winner!  Enter as many times as you want!  \Draw will end on September something 2012 at 12:oo noon!!!!
THE PRIZE WILL BE TAILORED JUST FOR YOU- THE WINNER!
It could be a bib from Karen (handy for the old who aren't so great at eating anymore),
a pair of earrings to help dress up your head, or an afgan crocheted my Mom, one birthday cake made by Leanne, a quilt by Jen, a cow milked by Dwight (by hand), homework completed by Rob (guaranteed C+), barely used bottom false teeth from Dad,
Implant Dentures in Victoria





a full body massage from Jo(clothing optional),  complete cabinets for your dream kitchen by Ro (hand planed), free cosmetics for a year from Dawna, freezer full of hamburger from Jeff, a snowmobile lesson from Dennis(you may be able to talk him into giving you a sledding lesson while you're at it:)), photography lessons while playing hockey, basketball, and soccer from Missy, smart ass commenteering from Andrew for 24 hrs, free babysitting for a year from Teri,



or some other array of prizes we have stuck up our *&%$#'s.
The runnerup will receive one pair of used dress pants with a button fly(recently replaced).
Act fast and may the best bycyclebelt win!!!!

81 comments:

Karen said...

uuuhhh... that's just weird Jen. Did you have too many barley sandwiches last night?

Missy said...

This just made my day! :)

Karen said...

Pick me! Pick Me! I could really use free baby sitting for a year!

Jeffnjo said...

does the winner win everything or just one thing? i'm grossed out by dad's teeth.

Jeffnjo said...

i'll take the babysitting though...

Rita said...

Teri has her work cut out for her with THAT many younguns at once. And what is the significance of 307? Bored were you?? Gave us a laugh though.

Rita said...

Some of those prizes are quite enticing but some others!!!! John & Justin don't quite make the list hey.

Dawna said...

What! haha..oh boy..

Jen said...

I love giveaways! Count me in...it's going to be so hard to decide what prize to pick. They're all so good:)

(Karen...thanks for hosting the giveaway...you rock with such great generosity!)

Jen said...

I'm still trying to figure out what baby the boy is feeding?! :)

Karen said...

Sweet! Now I have 4 comments- odds are- I win!!!!

Karen said...

P.S.- spouses can enter too- they just need to sign their own name.

Karen said...

Oh, and Teri and Ro can enter on your sign in name Mom- they just need to leave their names.

Karen said...

Oh, and Sorry Justin and John- we don't know you- like at all. So it's really hard to pick on your good qualities/ talents when we don't even know what you sound like!

Jen said...

Karen you are a stinker.

Karen said...

Sweet- and just like that- It's 7 comments for me!!!!

Jen said...

Karen...you're getting clsoe to 10 entries now...STOP!

Jen said...

You're entries have just been deleted by the admin...muahahahahaaaa!!

Karen said...

No- you stop! You just want to beat me!

Jen said...

kidding...but now I'm getting close to 7 too!

Karen said...

You stinker! My jaw dropped, and now I have to change my underwear!

Jen said...

Well I going to need dentures eventually! What better way to get some ...well worn in by someone else!

Jen said...

What's your jaw doing in your underwear? :)

Jen said...

Can't wait til someone else joins in....who's it going to be?

Jen said...

ah, officially my tenth entry. I'm off to make dinner now. Thanks for the laughs Kar:)

Jen said...

Kar...don't even think of deleting mine! I'm getting worried...

Karen said...

no worries- I'm not that mean!
Dinner time here too- ta ta for now!

Karen said...

... laughing just thinking about everyone's reactions when they check their email and see they have 20 new messages- they may have to change their underwear too!

Karen said...

aaahhh, up to 12 entries!!!

Rita said...

You

Rita said...

Girls

Rita said...

Are

Rita said...

Crazy

Rita said...

I need to change my undies too but that is because I am laughing so hard.

Rita said...

So, how many comments is that for me?

Rita said...

Including this one my total is 9!

Rita said...

So if Karen is hosting why is it under Jen's name?
And just like that I now have 10!

Rita said...

There are no teeth in my bottom jaw but I have my top ones in but I have no underwear on and am waiting for my 52 year old chick.
Dad

Rita said...

Comment #2- oh she has top & bottom on (undies)
Dad

Rita said...

Comment #3 - I would like the body massage but not with THAT massagist. I want someone that I have known for 32 years without optional clothing.
Dad

Rochelle said...

DAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Rochelle said...

i don't think i will ever be the same after reading what you have written. talk about scarred for life...

Rochelle said...

and a note to all who care:
i think it is unfair that jen and karen had a head start in this... they were the ones who orgaized the whole stinkin thing and they have like 10 comments on top of me. unfair!!! i think i'm gonna go in my room and cry now...

Rochelle said...

i'll get back to you when i'm done.

Rochelle said...

DONE

Rochelle said...

ok so i was seriously thinking about showing this to justin. however, after reading what albert bysterveld wrote, i don't think i will. justin's gonna leave for sure then... first he finds out we have no money and now this? he's a gonner. sorry everyone. you won't even get to meet him...

Rochelle said...

your loss!!

Rochelle said...

and it's all because of dad... SHAME ON YOU!!!

Jeffnjo said...

i don't even know what to write after i've read all those comments.

Jeffnjo said...

i feel somewhat uncomfortable about what dad is saying. is it possible to just take him off the list?

Jeffnjo said...

i would laugh if the person with the least amount of comments won.

Jeffnjo said...

hey ro, if justin can't take this then he doesn't belong in the family anyways.

Karen said...

ha ha funny Ro! You have no excuse to not comment earlier since you have NO school now!
check it on your break!

Jen said...

Mom...Karen is a MAJOR stinker and posted this whole thing while they were over the other night. I was squirming away and she wrote what she did b/c everyone would think it was ME! :) But it's all good. Though I can't and won't endorse all of the prizes I can assure you she will:)

Karen said...

I like how you racked up the comments! Boy you don't take long to cry and get over things! It surprises me!

Jen said...

Ro I agree. We did have a head start. However....regardless of how many entries are in the BEST player shall win! Muahahahahah!

Jen said...

And dad. You're a sick-o. Poor mom:)

Karen said...

hey hey! I believe we were cackling on the couch together! You can and WILL endorse all the prizes that have your name attached!!!!

Jen said...

I am wondeirng when we'll pull the name out of our hat. Karen...any ideas when September 'something' will be?

Karen said...

Awe Jen! Thanks- yes I will win won't I!!

Karen said...

Yeah Jen, I'm thinking some time in September would be nice- what about you?

Jen said...

KAREN: There is a newly introduced FINE print that you might not have read when we were conivelling this whole this up. It says Karen Denise DeMooy is responsible for everythign written under the 'Jen' name.
Sorry, you'll be paying for shipping that milk all the way to Australia:P

Karen said...

Missy, Leanne, are you alive?

Jen said...

Muahahah! I LOVE giveaways!

Jen said...

Karen...that would be horrible:(

Karen said...

What? I'm just saying- we haven't heard from either of them in a while.
Maybe they are just really generous, and aren't enting so one of us goo folks can win one of their awesome prizes- but I'm not sure- so I am just checking...

Karen said...

Judging from her feet, it doesn't look like being an octoprego is a good idea... look how distorted they are!

Rita said...

Okay, okay. you two girls have added on a bunch of other comments just because Dad called and gave you the heads up.
Now the rest of us have to play catch up. Why can't Dad shush!

Rita said...

Dad here. By the way, to put in reality see that picture all those little rug rats. If it wasn't for me you wouldn't even be here.And by the way those are not mom's toes.

Rita said...

Mom here. Where are the SPOUSES!!!!!! They aren't adding their chances to win.

Rita said...

You know it isn't even the middle of Sept. yet. How much more do we have to take of this!!!!:(

Dawna said...

i seriously did not follow absolutely any of this. But i do know one thing for sure, My family is full of a bunch of loonies! :) Am glad i am half way across the world from you guys.. hopefully its not contagious!! And Dad! that is highly inappropiate language to be used!i agree with Rochelle, i am scarred for life! kidding guys:) its quite hilarious

Rochelle said...

i'm surprised half of you guys got married... did you drug your husbands in order to marry into the bysterveld family? we're CRAZY!!!

Jeffnjo said...

well technically my husband would've drugged me then and thats not saying much for me.

Jeffnjo said...

has john seen this dawna?

Jeffnjo said...

jeff says he'll just leave us all to our silliness. he doesn't want any part of it.

TheVanKammenFamily said...

ok....so when i first read this i just skimmed it over and thought Jen was going a wee bit crazy cuz little logan is in school ,............................ but now i realize you are all CRAZY. (and i guess i'm too cuz the last name is still on the birth certificate :)
I'll take the photo lessons from Miss by the way cuz the least amount of entrees will win ............that's also in the fine print .............acually i guess then Teri will win. Well CONGRATULATIONS TERI......now you can come and babysit all of our rugrats for a week straight while we all go on a nice sunny holiday.
WOOHOO

I LOVE YOU TOO DAD :P

TheVanKammenFamily said...

BBUUURRRRPPPP!

Jeffnjo said...

i'm going to hazard a guess that leanne wrote the first one and dwight wrote the second one. nicely done!

Dawna said...

ahaha.. yup jo john saw this.. he was like what the frick?!? haha he will be in for quite a bigger surprise when he meets all you crazies in real life.. Rochelle! you are totally dissing out our family! remember you are a bysterveld yourself my dear.

Jen said...

This is a super old comment Ro wrote on our giveway post....I roared, and now that I've met Justin I can only imagine what his face (and thoughts) might have been then:)

Ro wrote: ok so i was seriously thinking about showing this to justin. however, after reading what albert bysterveld wrote, i don't think i will. justin's gonna leave for sure then... first he finds out we have no money and now this? he's a gonner. sorry everyone. you won't even get to meet him...

***it's too late now Ro...I have funny feeling he's to far gone to get back out now!