Saturday, August 17, 2013

An Autobiography...

Here before you is a tragic, comedic love story.

An Autobiography: Ali-Juliet


Once upon a time there was a sad pioneer lady.

How she longed to be free of the hum-drum plains-folk around her.

Hark!  What is that upon the horizon?

"Is that what I think think think it is?"  

Behold, it was a windy day out at the horizon.

I must quench my thirst.  Gulp...gulp...mmm.

Wait!  I think I just drank the wicked potion I concocted hither yonder.

I. feel. faint. 

The end.




5 comments:

Jeffnjo said...

that's absolutely hilarious. :) made me laugh.

Missy said...

hahaha! I like it :)

Dawna said...

Haha!good story :)

Rita said...

haha. Love it. Chuckled all the way through.

Rochelle said...

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!