*News just in* The peanut is still missing! A family meeting has been called and everyone's attendance is of upmost importance. Jeff's starting to think it doesn't want to be found. He exclaims "Oh, peanut, where can you be? {everyone hears crickets} Dwight yells that he's found the peanut. Dad calls bullshit. Dennis nods and seconds the motion. Andrew says he doesn't care who finds the peanut as long as it gets found. Rob just wants it found before it gets rotten. All of a sudden...
Karen, Dad is using the oxygen that is in the air around you. Dad is of the opinion that he is not young but old! He was fighting with his shirt all day wondering why the one side wasn't staying tucked in. :) Also he says only old people will go in the wrong bank. He said I had to make an appointment with the doctor because there was something wrong with his brain. ;)
Okay, Dad is reading what I wrote but he is saying No, I(Dad) am young just brainless. I am just going kookoo (sp?) I also did a lawn job without realizing it. So you tell me.....am I kookoo or what? No I am kookoo not what! Just takes more brains for whatever. Um................. that's it.
Wow Dad don't you feel like a king with all this attention.............oooh wait a minute .......lack of oxygen, bleaching chest hair, pluckin chest hair, brainless, kookoo, boogies,hansom appearance of an over ripe pumpkin.............never mind you can be the king in this heir om of girls.
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Yeah, Dad has to go back to the " learn to button your shirt up correctly" school. I knew you were young at heart, but not that young...
... and where's your oxygen... how are you breathing???
Dennis. guess was if you bleached your chest hair or plucked your eyebrows :)
Karen, Dad is using the oxygen that is in the air around you. Dad is of the opinion that he is not young but old! He was fighting with his shirt all day wondering why the one side wasn't staying tucked in. :) Also he says only old people will go in the wrong bank. He said I had to make an appointment with the doctor because there was something wrong with his brain. ;)
Okay, Dad is reading what I wrote but he is saying No, I(Dad) am young just brainless. I am just going kookoo (sp?) I also did a lawn job without realizing it. So you tell me.....am I kookoo or what? No I am kookoo not what! Just takes more brains for whatever. Um................. that's it.
I think you're both losing it
No, you have eyecycleitis (Brain freeze). It's caused by long cold winters. It's common in northern climates. (you can google it)
I see a boogy in there. Way, way up. Almost there...!! Yup. THERE!!!
Ro.............you made me laugh. I even clicked the pic bigger to see if you were fibbin............and yup you're a fibber!
Dad got a spray tan. His face is as orange as an over ripe pumpkin:P
Dawna Dad is on a carrot juice kick right now and that is what happens. :P
Wow Dad don't you feel like a king with all this attention.............oooh wait a minute .......lack of oxygen, bleaching chest hair,
pluckin chest hair, brainless, kookoo, boogies,hansom appearance of an over ripe pumpkin.............never mind you can be the king in this heir om of girls.
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